The Walking Dead: Celebs On Cryogenics

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Most celebrities are rich enough to live a fabulously interesting life. So, why wouldn’t they want to continue on forever? These stars have expressed an interest in being cryogenically frozen and paying the storage fees until the day science catches up and they are reanimated. Or, until the world blows itself up. Whichever comes first…
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Seth MacFarlane

The Family Guy creator is one of the richest stars in Hollywood, so money’s no problem. The question is, will people still laugh at fart jokes in the future? We’re betting yes (flatulence has always been and always will be hilarious) so we hope this one works…
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Larry King

We know. You’re like, “he’s not dead yet?” In fact, in Larry King’s case, cryogenics may not even be necessary. There’s a good chance he might live forever anyway…
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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell built up a media empire that should ensure a crypt in a Cryogenics reefer vault for centuries to come. His biggest problem, though, will not be his head, but, as usual, his mouth. It’ll be useless in the future when the right to Free Speech is finally abolished from society for good…
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Britney Spears

Britney Spears has the $70,000 it takes to just freeze a human head for a hundred years. And, easily, the $200,000 for the rest of her body. But, doctors at Alcor Cryogenics, the best known facility, have told her it will take another million to preserve that fine ass booty…
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Paul Rudd

The star of Sausage Party and They Came Together has seen his career come back from the dead several times already, so resuscitating his frozen head should be a cakewalk. But, if he does go full body frozen mode, movie fans of the future may just have to suffer through Ant Man 2…
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William Shatner

Let’s face it. A world without William Shatner is not worth living in. So, we all hope this cryogenics craze is not just some scam being perpetrated by a bunch of guys in those walk-in freezer suits they wear in ice cream factories. And butcher shops…
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Ray Kurzweil

Ray Kurzweil is a celebrity inventor who’s made enough money to buy a slab at Alcor and is an advocate of the coming “Singularity” when Man melds with Machine. It seems like that day has already arrived. Good call Ray…
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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is rich enough to stay frozen for as long as it takes for cryogenic resuscitation to become a reality in the future. But, considering that she’s basically famous for being famous, maybe she’ll do us all a favor and check out early…
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Ted Williams

The only dead guy on this list, Ted Williams is the most famous body on ice. He left enough money to get him through the next 100 years, So, if Cryogenics works, we may even see Ted’s Head back in a Red Sox uniform. Just don’t expect him to hit .400 right off the bat…
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